Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Justin's hair

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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