Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Mormons having fun.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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bryden is a faggot

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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You're*

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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