A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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