- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Jesus was a good guy

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Knock Knock opens the door

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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