- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

You idiot.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

I told you it would happen

My pet rock died.

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