Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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drake

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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