Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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