whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Get on your knees Ho

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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