Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Anti Joke

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