- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

"knock knock" "Come in"

An atheist walks into a church

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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