- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Your Mom.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

to get to the other side.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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