Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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69

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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my whole life!

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Knock knock. Death.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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