- Anti Joke

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.