What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Obama

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Chicken penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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