- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

whats chinese noodles

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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