- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

You know what's catchy? A cold

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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