Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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