How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Dylan is a person

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Anti Joke

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