What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Win and Beau have no friends

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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