- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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