What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A young baby died.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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