what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

knock knock who's there aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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