- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

I saw a shovel once.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

ass in my face ? no

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

You're tall.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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