- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

Where do you live? In a house

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

my name is Jacob sartorious

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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