A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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AIDS

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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