- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

once upon a time there was a boy

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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