- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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