Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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