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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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