- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

skurfboards we love fat kids

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

bacon

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

its snowing on mount fuji

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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