What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

no

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What's funnier than 24? 25

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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