Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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