Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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