- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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