whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Knock Knock! Come in!

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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