Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Dogs in my home.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

George Bush.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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