Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

donald................duck for president

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

my captcha says : forkin chickens

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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