- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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