Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Shut the cork up!

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

hi will

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you call a black priest? Father

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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