The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Women's rights

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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