- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

The Holocaust.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

2 women were sitting quietly

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