what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Woman rights.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Jason Connor.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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BenWuzHear

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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