Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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