whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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I am a nigger.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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