Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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No.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Membean

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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