how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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NAACP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Deadly cancer.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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