1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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