Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Women.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

pickle juice?

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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