- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

heads up!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

i like turtals and kids

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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