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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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The Pope

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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eloise dey.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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