- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Once upon a cross

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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