- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Your mama's so fat.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Woman's rights

Women's rights.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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