Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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penus

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Woman rights.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Kelly Clarkson

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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