Melbourne Football Club.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why did the book disappear?

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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