- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

poop is very very yummy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

kiss me?

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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